My acute love for Dell and Vista

As an extremely proud customer of a Dell Vostro running on Windows Vista for more than 3 years, I think I can finally express my love in words: 

1. Want to get something quickly done?
-- Take a deep breath and forget about  it. 

2. I have a lot of patience. Why?
-- I have not thrown my laptop from the balcony even after thinking about it constantly for 3 years. 

3. Want to save your work?
-- Write it down on a piece of paper first. 

4. What's the best part about Vista?
-- Sometimes it doesn't fail

5. Whats the worst part of Vista?
-- It was born. 

6. What's the best part about Dell Call Center?
-- I can't be charged with murder because I don't know where they work from. 

7. The worst part about Dell Call Center?
-- I don't have a combat tank.

I am not done, but for today I will stop :)