As an extremely proud customer of a Dell Vostro running on Windows Vista for more than 3 years, I think I can finally express my love in words:
1. Want to get something quickly done?
-- Take a deep breath and forget about it.
2. I have a lot of patience. Why?
-- I have not thrown my laptop from the balcony even after thinking about it constantly for 3 years.
3. Want to save your work?
-- Write it down on a piece of paper first.
4. What's the best part about Vista?
-- Sometimes it doesn't fail
5. Whats the worst part of Vista?
-- It was born.
6. What's the best part about Dell Call Center?
-- I can't be charged with murder because I don't know where they work from.
7. The worst part about Dell Call Center?
-- I don't have a combat tank.
I am not done, but for today I will stop :)